I know i said don't start me on this... but here goes:
Having enjoyed a refreshing apple juice (canned i might add) with my breakfast in aforementioned haveli hotel, i decided to continue the trend and have some with my dinner. Not very big night i know, but it was really hot ok!
Upon asking for my apple juice i was given the curious reply by waiter "No madame, not possible"
Surely there must be some mistake, why i only had some a few hours ago - I'll try again. please sir - can I have some apple juice?
"Not possible madame"
Bearing in mind i was not asking them to crush any apples between the thighs of a nubile maiden, i decided to pursue the matter.
" I am thirsty, i do not want beer, please can i have the juice i had this morning?"
At this point i was told actually yes, i could have some after all and after only 15 minutes was presented with a nice chilled apple juice, which i downed in one thirsty gulp and promptly asked for a refill. This it turns out was too much...
4 different waiters came in turn to take this order, all looking nervous and edgey. but after half an hour, no refill. I decided to go the bar and investigate... at which point i was told, there was critical shortage of apple juice in the city, they had searched high and low but not another can was to be found anywhere...
So it turns out that apple juice was now indeed impossible. So i settled for a very doable but slightly flat diet coke (oh and some food poisoning to boot, loved that food poisoning!) Lady Adventure Williams found this amusing anyway...
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